I swear, every article on the internet about Jews is either written by some psycho Zionist Arab hater, the Israeli government, Nazis, or Palestinian terror groups. Oh, or by middle class english jews who want to find a nice jewish girl to settle down with. And make falafels. Or something.

Doing some RS revision notes, typed in 'Jewish attitudes to drugs' and google came up with this.

According to wikipedia, the guys who run it have been jailed several times and aren't even Islamic. Psychos.

I once had a nightmare that one of my favourite songs was originally by Bob Dylan. It was terrifying.

Wooh Barcelona!

Redone it with fills and sound effects and a few minor changes. Still need a title phrase though.

Fucking finally...

tell me, is it better fast or normal?

Also, I need a phrase to put over it to give me a title - any ideas?

What?


WHAT?

FUCK

I've started revising!!! ARGH!


Mo'fockers.           Every time I try to write a piece in the baroque style for my GCSE music I end up wanting to put a drum beat on it. Is this normal? I thinks so.

Traipsed around the place finding adaptors and extra plugs n stuff for my mike so it works on both amplifiers and my fucked up computer, and then guess what? ALI doesn't even NEED to USE IT. Fuck me.

Sorry guys I'm really tired. I'm going to bed.

Ezekiel chapter 23

5 "Oholah engaged in prostitution while she was still mine; and she lusted after her lovers, the Assyrians-warriors 6 clothed in blue, governors and commanders, all of them handsome young men, and mounted horsemen. 7 She gave herself as a prostitute to all the elite of the Assyrians and defiled herself with all the idols of everyone she lusted after. 8 She did not give up the prostitution she began in Egypt, when during her youth men slept with her, caressed her virgin bosom and poured out their lust upon her.

 9 "Therefore I handed her over to her lovers, the Assyrians, for whom she lusted. 10 They stripped her naked, took away her sons and daughters and killed her with the sword. She became a byword among women, and punishment was inflicted on her.

 11 "Her sister Oholibah saw this, yet in her lust and prostitution she was more depraved than her sister. 12 She too lusted after the Assyrians—governors and commanders, warriors in full dress, mounted horsemen, all handsome young men. 13 I saw that she too defiled herself; both of them went the same way.

 14 "But she carried her prostitution still further. She saw men portrayed on a wall, figures of Chaldeans  portrayed in red, 15 with belts around their waists and flowing turbans on their heads; all of them looked like Babylonian chariot officers, natives of Chaldea. ^[b] 16 As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. 17 Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 18 When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her nakedness, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.(especially noteworthy) 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

 22 "Therefore, Oholibah, this is what the Sovereign LORD says: I will stir up your lovers against you, those you turned away from in disgust, and I will bring them against you from every side- 23 the Babylonians and all the Chaldeans, the men of Pekod and Shoa and Koa, and all the Assyrians with them, handsome young men, all of them governors and commanders, chariot officers and men of high rank, all mounted on horses. 24 They will come against you with weapons, chariots and wagons and with a throng of people; they will take up positions against you on every side with large and small shields and with helmets. I will turn you over to them for punishment, and they will punish you according to their standards. 25 I will direct my jealous anger against you, and they will deal with you in fury. They will cut off your noses and your ears, and those of you who are left will fall by the sword. They will take away your sons and daughters, and those of you who are left will be consumed by fire. 26 They will also strip you of your clothes and take your fine jewelry. 27 So I will put a stop to the lewdness and prostitution you began in Egypt. You will not look on these things with longing or remember Egypt anymore.

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5 "Therefore this is what the Sovereign LORD says: Since you have forgotten me and thrust me behind your back, you must bear the consequences of your lewdness and prostitution."

 36 The LORD said to me: "Son of man, will you judge Oholah and Oholibah? Then confront them with their detestable practices, 37 for they have committed adultery and blood is on their hands. They committed adultery with their idols; they even sacrificed their children, whom they bore to me, as food for them. 38 They have also done this to me: At that same time they defiled my sanctuary and desecrated my Sabbaths. 39 On the very day they sacrificed their children to their idols, they entered my sanctuary and desecrated it. That is what they did in my house.

 40 "They even sent messengers for men who came from far away, and when they arrived you bathed yourself for them, painted your eyes and put on your jewelry. 41 You sat on an elegant couch, with a table spread before it on which you had placed the incense and oil that belonged to me.

 42 "The noise of a carefree crowd was around her; Sabeans were brought from the desert along with men from the rabble, and they put bracelets on the arms of the woman and her sister and beautiful crowns on their heads. 43 Then I said about the one worn out by adultery, 'Now let them use her as a prostitute, for that is all she is.' 44 And they slept with her. As men sleep with a prostitute, so they slept with those lewd women, Oholah and Oholibah. 45 But righteous men will sentence them to the punishment of women who commit adultery and shed blood, because they are adulterous and blood is on their hands.

 46 "This is what the Sovereign LORD says: Bring a mob against them and give them over to terror and plunder. 47 The mob will stone them and cut them down with their swords; they will kill their sons and daughters and burn down their houses.

 

 

So basically, it's ok to kill hookers.

Yay!

fuck fuck fuck bollocking shit.

WOah Amateur musicianship at it's best.

My phones are not working: to contact me, phone my mobile or my dads.

Hey check it out: new year. Whoo. Just watching newsnight now, and there was something slightly disturbing about the way the political commentators were discussing current political unrest in Britain. Instead of discussing which of the problems the political parties should be focusing on, they were discussing which ones to focus on in order to stay in power. Call me naive, but surely the point of being in power is to make life as comfortable for the citizens of the country, not as an end in itself. Jsut seems a bit wrong.


In other news!!!!
 I'm not going to do one of those year reviewss cos I cannae be mithered so I'll update the caption competition.



kudos to ali.



Happy new year!

Took me a while, but in the end, I decided to go for the simple and stupid:




And here's this weeks:



It's seasonal.

HAHA!

Also, I realise I didn't actually put up a link to my song, so here it is.

I have just recorded (and written) the best song ever - with only my guitar, an amp, a microphone, a crappy old hi-hat and a pair of bongos.

Ali - the vocal part is the clean guitar.

Currently it is called 'Working Title', but as soon as Ali comes up with some lyrics, it'll have a proper title.

In other news, instead of going into town and buying presents like I should have been, Joho and I decided to make a bomb - and filmed it. Unfortunately it didn't work (or fortunately - depends how you look at it), but we have it on film and Joho might have put it up somewhere.

Might.

meh.

No exams tomorrow - just normal lessons and Art.

Toothpaste contains enough fluorine to kill you if you eat a whole tube or two of it. You can kill someone with toothpaste. It's only a matter of time before they ban it.

I am actually reading a book called 'Crazy Like A Fox'. It is hilarious.

Ok, now the main meat of this post. I am fed up with people (read 'Joho') hearing 'Jew' whenever they hear 'Israeli' and vice versa, or even assuming that the views of the Israeli government are the views of all Jews.
1. Not all Jews even support Israel, even if it is the only Jewish state. Not all Muslims support the actions of Iran, and that's an Islamic state.
2. Not all Israelis support Israel: does everyone in England support its government? Nope.
3. Not only Jews live in Israel. So do thousands of Christians, Muslims and Druze(s?). It may be a Jewish state but that doesn't mean you have to be Jewish to live there

So basically, stop assuming that anything in Hebrew means 'fuck the arabs', because it really doesn't. Now I personally don't support the Israeli government (nor, for that matter, most governments), but that doesn't mean that I think all Israelis or Jews are Arab-hating warmongers. Ok, so they have to do military service - so do Germans. Yes, their country is fucked up, and so not every Jew likes it. Stop making sweeping generalisations cos it pisses me off.

You can post all abuse to someone else cos I really couldn't give less of a shit.

My god this competition is difficult to judge - so many top quality entries.

Anyone got any ideas as to why I only get emails alerting me to about half of my comments, and it seems to be completely random as to who gets eliminated.

Very strange.

And the winner is... Joho!



And here's this weeks picture:



Enjoy.

Don't worry, be happy.

ooh oooh oo-oo oo oo oooooo. Dumm dumm....


Fucking exams.

Ok. Unless anyone else has any clever ideas, Joho has won the caption competition, although you'll have to wait until next week to see which one he won with. Any photos for possible use, send me. I do have next weeks one already, but y'know.

NEW, FOR THE NEXT HOWEVER LONG I CAN BE BOTHERED!!!


Fuck you.

...and vodka and beer and alcopops and really fucking nasty sherry are great. At getting you drunk! FUN.


No hangover for me. Although I still wasn't walking straight the next morning. Does that count?

Did my mock French Oral exam today. I think it went alright. Who cares.

Got some more logos for you...

Motorhead are so fucking insane. And something like 60. Went to see them at the Corn Exchange on Thursday. There was much moshing.

 Rocks.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK NOT A SINGLE FUCK NOT A SINGLE SOLITARY FUCK 'COS I DON'T GIVE A FUCK MOTHERFUCKER

It's true. If you play 'another one bites the dust' by Queen BACKWARDS it DOES say 'it's fun to smoke marijuana'! WOW!

I realised I hadn't said backwards before.

Did you know that the armpit secretions of women can trigger menstrual changes in other women?

Cos I didn't.

Also!

I finished my composition - now to write it out neatly, master the playing of it, record it, and write about it. Shit.

...There was somehing else I swear. Oh yeah. I came up with a brilliant new short film idea, which i plan to film in and around cambridge. Anyone who enjoys making fools of themselves in public or would like to be cameramen/women, contact me.

I am expecting Joho to put up the seasonal comic seasonally. I.e. in december.

Coolest video ever - if you like comic books and heavy metal.

Thanks to Lucy, Joho and/or Callum (one of you) for this fantastic idea.

Half term is so boring. MORE PARTIES REQUIRED, ASAP.

Who the fuck came up with the idea of handwritten essays?

Someone who has the matrix on dvd I need to borrow it NOW! Also info on how to get the video off the dvd onto the comp would be appreciated. Cheers.

Found this outside the museum of Archaelogy and Anthropology.

ONLY 400!!

We could buy it and rent it till we can drive!

That's right children, Bongometal.  Here it is in all its magnificent glory.

I messed up a bit with the synch but you get the general idea. GO BONGOS!

Ali, write some lyrics, tear them up, pick up one of the random bits of paper, and record yourself screaming the first word that catches your eye on it over and over again. Then send it to me.

I HATE THAT AD.


You know the one with the buzzing on hotmail? About the minimum wage? THE ONE YOU CAN"T TURN THE SOUND OFF ON?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Somebody recommend me some music.

Rule 1: Nothing remotely Placebo or Radioheadlike.

Rule 2: Preferably rock, but I will accept something new in the world of jazz, etc.

Rule 3: No pop-rock.

    "The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?
    "We know enemy forces are in the area. Currently, they have no boots. But there will be others with boots aplenty. Also, there may be deserters in the area. They will not be nice people! They will be impolite! Therefore the lieutenant has decreed that we will travel off the roads and by night. Yes, we have met the enemy, and we have prevailed. That was a fluke. They weren't expecting you to be rough, tough soldiers. Nor were you, so I don't want you to feel cocky about it."

- Sergeant Jackrum's 'orientation lectchoor', Monstrous Regiment.

ARGH. So much stuff. And listening to a guitar through headphones is shit and boring.

Meh. Transformer metal!

YEAH!

AND YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT!

The statue of liberty one is going to become part of my art coursework!

This is so cool. Well, the pictures are, anyway. The concept is really retarded.

Also tell me iffen youse wants to see more metal backdrops or if I'm doing them for my own amusement.

Ba BA ba BA ba BA ba BAA ba BA ba BA ba BA baa BAA BAAA BA BAAAA

Most tuneless song ever...

I hate RS homework. Callum/Ali, HELP!

This is also incredibly cool.